September 2020
NY ‘s DOE releases long awaited school schedule
New York City hasn’t quite figured out its school thing just yet, but the Department of Education is certain that the new school schedule released will quell some of the anxiety local parents are feeling in the midst of the new school year. According to the DOE, the following schedule should suffice if and when […]
NY AG takes massive step in case of Daniel Prude
In response to the growing controversy over the death of Daniel Prude (which actually by all accounts appears to be a murder) Letitia James has announced a huge move in the case. According to the AG ‘s office, a grand jury is reportedly coming in the case of Mr. Prude. The Prude family and the […]
Trump: It’s un-American to teach race related training at work
A new memorandum issued by the Trump Administration has now instructed federal agencies to stop race-related training at all costs throughout the U.S government. In the memo, Trump’s cronies openly claim that such training is a “sickness” and a fraught to taxpayer monies. In fact, in the memo he directly calls upon the OMB office […]
Marjorie Taylor Greene busted online for inciting violence against Dem women of color
Because these days you can’t be a Republican without actually inciting some type of violence against someone else or those you may not like. Would-be Congresswoman Marjorie Greene (who likely even with her batshit crazy conspiracy theories; support of QAnon, racist past and the like will take Congress in November) took to the internet on […]
Why Nancy Pelosi isn’t apologizing for Salon visit
This week the GOP and their minions sunk to new lows after openly using Nancy Pelosi as a prop to apparently push their agenda that Democrats don’t follow their own rules. Earlier this week, surveillance footage was conveniently leaked to Fox News showing the Speaker of the House at the ESalon in San Francisco amid […]
Fort Hood Commander removed from post amid multiple deaths of army soldiers
Amid the backdrop of multiple murders of his own soldiers, Fort Hood Commander Gen Scott Efflandt has been removed from his post effective immediately. The army confirmed the news on Tuesday against reports that the base is undergoing several investigations surrounding at least three different deaths and at least 1 murder of soldiers from within […]
Barclays, Madison Sq Garden to be key points during Pres Election in November
As the U.S President Election continues to approach — New York City is looking for all kinds of ways to ensure that people can safely vote and in a manner that won’t scare others. On Tuesday, the Board of Elections announced that they managed to strike deals with both places and their owners to allow […]
Wedding announcement hilariously goes viral after ex reveals groom cheated on her
If you’re a cheater you probably shouldn’t seek to publish news of your wedding announcement in the New York Times. A two-timing groom in New York is in the news this week after his ex, Nikyta Moreno, found a wedding announcement in the Times that didn’t quite make sense. Why you say? According to Moreno, […]
NYC yet again saw a deadly night of shootings in the past 24 hours
New York City for most isn’t the place to be right now. Amid reports of residents of all types fleeing, in fact, that move may actually be justified. According to the NYPD, there have been a reported 14 shootings spanning Monday evening to Tuesday lending even more stats to a shocking rise in violence. Spanning […]
