Apple ‘s new Airpods Max headset is the perfect gift for your uppity neighbor to drown out the poor

Because let’s be honest at $549 the only people buying this headset are the same people who walk by somebody asking for a bite to eat on almost any New York City block. On Tuesday, Apple released surprisingly news of a new headset that nobody apparently saw coming. That headset which is the Airpods Max while brilliant and actually quite comfy looking is incredibly and ridiculously expensive.

Featuring a host of apparent features that’s neither here nor there. Instead I can think of 5 other things you can buy for $549.

1. Half of a payment on a decent used car.
2. A PS5
3. A solo vacation to almost any city in the U.S give or take a few bucks.
4. Like Mashable pointed out — a studio apt in New Mexico.
5. A comfy bed from almost any retailer.

Apple ‘s glittering price tag attracted hot ridicule online. Here are some of the best reactions.

In celebration of the new $600 #Appleheadphones , I present to you, the iRON. pic.twitter.com/vlKVDiqxTW

— John Draisey (@JohnDraisey) December 8, 2020

So…Apple releasing some over ear headphones for $550?! IN A PANDEMIC?! pic.twitter.com/ma0krYldd8

— Your Next Boyfriend (@iDavey) December 8, 2020

if apple is charging $549 for their headphones I better be able to hear god

— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy) December 8, 2020

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